Give iPod Thieves an Unchargeable Brick 338
Svippy writes "Apple has patented a technology for new generations of iPods that would detect when a user tries to operate the iPod on an unauthorised machine ... and will refuse to charge. Indefinitely. From the article: 'Every portable gadget with a rechargeable battery has a charging circuit that recognises when the external mains charger has been plugged in. It then manages the transfer of current to the battery. Apple's patent suggests that by attaching a "guardian circuit" to the charging circuit, it would be possible to block the charging process. When a device is plugged into an unauthorised computer, software would compare a security code in the device to a code buried in the software in the computer. Apple already employs a similar technology to "pair" iPods to iTunes running on a specific Mac or PC. If the codes do not match, then the guardian circuit could be triggered to prevent any further charging.'"
False positives (Score:5, Insightful)
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opt-in future proof protection (Score:3, Insightful)
Why would you need "authorization" just to charge your iPod on any box, I wonder.
I can think of multile ways this could be implemented.
option 1) the ipod requires you to enter a password to charge or access it on a "foreign" computer. Not sure why charging matters here however.
option 2) the ipod simply won't charge on a foreign computer IF you opt-in to that feature. One would make that default off. But if enough people used that aspect, it might become a theft deterrent. plus it's something that could be enabled later on, even if there's no great ipod crime wave right now, and thu
Standalone chargers (Score:2)
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Re:False positives (Score:5, Interesting)
This is about making sure that people who buy a second charger have to buy it from Apple, at inflated prices.
Re:False positives (Score:5, Insightful)
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Calm down. I have like 5 iPods. And at least as many Macs. I don't hate Apple. It will be ok.
But they no longer ship the wall charger that they once did with iPods. That device did not even have its own cable, it used the same cable that connects the iPod to a computer. That is the device they no longer ship with iPods
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I could only imagine it working only if you try working directly with an iTunes aware computer.
If you connect it to an in-car charger there is no iTunes running from the car battery, so no comparison is possible at all.
Developed right it wouldn't be a big deal and really could work.
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They've already got this in place to protect DRM'd music bought through the iTunes store, and as far as I can see it works perfectly well. You don't have to run around finding any little faux-stock-certificates, you don't have to call up an Apple representative and provide a justification for what you are doing. The Apple system is simple, permissive, and reasonably fool proof provided you have an email account that you can rely upon.
False patent (Score:5, Informative)
Oh, yeah, Apple, um, good luck with that...
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Neo1973 (Score:2, Interesting)
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Bricks anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bricks anyone? (Score:5, Interesting)
Very funny indeed. You did follow that link, didn't you?
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It would be unfortunate (Score:5, Insightful)
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Why are so many people getting this wrong? (Score:5, Insightful)
It has nothing to do with the iPod only working with specific, Apple-branded, chargers. That would be stupid.
another idea (Score:5, Funny)
Freeze Frame by J Geils Band
or wannabe by the spice girls
or wake me up before you go go by wham
mmmbop by hanson
you know, horrible stuff like that --- i know if i were a thief the idea of horrible music would deter me
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Not the only use (Score:5, Insightful)
Dan East
Better to not get it stolen in the first place. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Better to not get it stolen in the first place. (Score:4, Funny)
Great... (Score:4, Funny)
Finally a digital device that will go on an energy hunger strike if it doesn't like its connectivity situation.
So, would this make the iPhone the Gandhi of portable devices?
Bad idea (Score:5, Insightful)
Unbricking the iPod when it's connected to an authorized computer would mitigate, but not solve, the problem.
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PRM (Score:5, Funny)
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Thieves? (Score:2, Insightful)
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iPods and multiple machines (Score:4, Insightful)
Now, on top of everything, it's going to refuse to charge unless I show that I am the owner on all three? Or maybe, I can only charge it on one?
Either way, this is only making a bad problem worse.
Bad enough that iTunes has more than once destroyed my music backup because I tried added music from another machine. Now it's also going to not let me use my iPod?
Nice. And here I thought Apple was about usability.
Crack-around available in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... (Score:2)
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How about not walking through dark alleys flashing your iPod? How about not leaving it in your parked car in plain sight? In other words, this is not the way to deter theft.
What about non PC charging? (Score:5, Interesting)
All I want to be able to do is charge my friggin' iPod when I'm away from home. I don't think Apple should be deciding where I can charge my iPod -- what damage to them if I use a different machine to *charge* the damned thing.
I mean, it's not like you can extract songs from an iPod readily. (At least, not such that I've seen). This just sounds like really dumb functionality.
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Yet another reason why I have no plans to buy an iPod...
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They wouldn't as long as you are the legal owner. Only after a thief plugs it into another computer to sync/charge it, would the ipod be locked. If you, as the rightful owner plugged into your computer, it would automatically be unlocked. As long as it is unlocked, it would work with any charger, but not with an unauthorized computer. A thief couldn't sync the iPod or charge it on another computer. They could charge it and play
will never happen.... (Score:5, Interesting)
My girlfriend has a car charger, a wall charger, and an iHome which all charge her iPod.
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iPod Has Flash... (Score:2)
In other words, the thieves can listen to YOUR playlists all they want, recharging with a car or AC adapter. When they plug it into a computer, it will stop charging, and not start again with any charger until factory reset o
Maybe (Score:2)
Obviously, if the owner did not have control, then it is utter crap user-hostile technology.
great idea (Score:5, Insightful)
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Oh well, off to the Apple store to buy a new computer, a new iPod, and then to iTunes to buy all my music again...
Sorry, what was the downside of this for Apple?
Is that true? (Score:2)
So what do you do if you have a work AND home computer? You can only synch on one?
I am so confused.
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I can see it now... (Score:5, Funny)
Um... (Score:5, Insightful)
Something in this article seems fishy and I don't think we're getting the full story of Apple's intentions, because the whole thing makes zero sense to me.
Free AAC's but Locked Device (Score:2)
RIAA members are probably quite satisfied with it. It's conceivable that governments would be pleased as well.
Make the iPod impossible to update. (Score:5, Funny)
You can still charge it.
Would be better for the iPhone (Score:2)
Deploy RDF forces and, wham!, Voldermort is spanked by Darth Vader!
Or did I just mix to many metaphors at the end? (I still think my first idea is ok, though)
What would be better (Score:2)
Maybe for the iPhone, not the iPod (Score:2)
The big problem (Score:2)
Got a soldering iron? (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, it means cracking open the device, but if you've stolen it, there's a good chance you're not going to care all that much about some pry marking on the case.
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Apple are wusses (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway like a bunch of people have already said, this is probably going to anger a lot more people than it's going to make happy (as far as consumers go). I for one would rather *not* have my device have a feature like "if you hook this up to the "wrong" machine, it's forever forfeit."
Not to mention this won't act as a deterrent for thieves worth crap.
So my car charger is not authorized? (Score:4, Insightful)
Maybe... (Score:2)
this is horrible (Score:3, Insightful)
what if I have miultiple computers? (Score:2, Insightful)
Excellent business case (Score:3, Insightful)
1. The device is 'attached' to a particular person's computer(s)
2. The device and user is known to the manufacturer, eg via iTunes
3. As the iPod can be effectively rendered useless if someone else buys or uses it, you can't buy one 2nd hand, so you have to fork out for a new one.
4. Profit!
I suggest buying AAPL immediately!
I will take a moment to remind people (Score:4, Informative)
Hopefully it's well thought-out (Score:2, Insightful)
False Possitives (Score:2)
Just What Are You Expecting? (Score:2)
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Misleading Summary (Score:2)
At&t cutoff? (Score:2)
What happens (Score:2)
Call me a cynic, but maybe Apple wants to prevent the resale of iPods also, thus more $$$ for them.
Er, Stupid idea? (Score:5, Insightful)
"Indefinitely" part bothers me (Score:2)
"Hahaha, I bricked your iPod FOREVER. LOLFMAOBBQ".
I'm sure it'll be very funny.
Easier way.... (Score:2)
The Devil is in the details (Score:2)
Name the new technology (Score:2)
This is a totally stupid idea. (Score:2)
Why just brick it? (Score:2)
Background:
iPods are linked to specific iTunes Music Libraries. If you want to move it to a different computer, you have to wipe it clean and link it to the library on the new computer.
I thought, hey, why not take it one step further. If you're already linking your iPod to a specific music library, why not have iTunes register the iPod's serial number with Apple. Then, if your iPod gets stolen, you can use iTunes on
great! (Score:2)
To Catch a Thief (Score:2)
Re:weeee (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:weeee (Score:4, Funny)
Re:possible solutions (Score:5, Interesting)
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If this is true, it seems like a really retarded idea to me. The times when I want an iPod the most -- when I'm on a trip -- are exactly the times when I'm not going to be near my machine and exactly the time when I'll need to charge it more.
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They can be had for about $5US at Fry's.
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Re:weeee (Score:5, Informative)
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I have found that ml_ipod for Winamp is the best thing to manage your iPod with (and iTunes might be the worst piece of crap after RealPlayer). ml_ipod does anything I could ask for (except for unicode filenames
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The converters work fine, I loved that stuff, but I could not get it in any shape to be completely usable. I still suggest it to people, it just wasn't what I wanted. Hopefully it's improved and I'll give it another shot if it has.
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Mods - parent post isn't flamebait, but makes a rather naive point...
I would suggest that having a feature that locked the ipod out (or prevented further recharging) when it is used on a computer that the owner hasn't authorised it to be used on would reduce the resale value of stolen (and presumably fairly useless) ipods.
If the value of a stolen ipod is reduced there should be less incentive to steal ipods in general, after all you take a risk stealing one - that risk is of getting caught or possibly getti
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Why should it? The iPod serial number and the iTunes password can be stored in the legitimate users account by Apple and in the iPod. As long as the thief is happy with the music already stored on the iPod, it will always work in a car or any other source of power. If it is ever plugged into an unauthorized computer it refuses to charge after that.
If a legal owner wishes to transfer the iPod to someone else, he/she must first clear out the password. Only the legal o