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Apple Deals with Devil, Communists

pudge posted more than 12 years ago | from the hail-satan dept.

It's funny.  Laugh. 965

rschroeder writes "I keep thinking that this article can't be real, but it looks like it. Among the juicier bits: 'The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (Mac OS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an 'Open Source' license, which is just another name for Communism.'" Yes, of course. And I am still waiting for Jesux to be released.

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Heil Satan! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391543)

Frist post, my dark master!

Yes, it's a hoax, but it's funny (2, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391551)

That's really it. It's a hoax, and a decent joke at that but it doesn't take much to see that.

Re:Yes, it's a hoax, but it's funny (2, Interesting)

bergeron76 (176351) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391649)

I actually don't think it is. This guy _really_ belives he's right. Look at the domain: www.truepath.com - it's an _actual_ Xristian website. They even use deceptive pop-unders so they can make a buck and push thier cultism. These people are really starting to scare me. Believe what you will, but don't try to convince me that pokemon was created for anything other than the corporate buck. I like the Jesux article better. The apple article really scares me though.

Re:Yes, it's a hoax, but it's funny (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391696)

It's a hoax. Really. It's an offshoot of the site they claim to want to "bring down"

Re:Yes, it's a hoax, but it's funny (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391719)

Ok... I fell for it. I was duped. The scary thing is that even I can be duped by something like this. Just goes to show that the fanatical Christian stories just don't seem suprising no matter how radical or bizarre.

OMG THIS IS A TROLL I USED EARLIER TODAY (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391694)

Look at this [slashdot.org] , I already freakin' trolled Slashdot with this, and now they are posting it as a news story?

I got a -1 Troll comment on my troll, what does that say about the Slasdhot crew of "editors"?

Re:Yes, it's a hoax, but it's funny (1)

gmack (197796) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391733)

yeah deffinatly.

From the bios page "Since then he has gotten himself cleaned up, has started listening to Christian rock"

Christian and rock in the same sentence has gotten me blasted by the more millitant baptists in the past.

The sight is almost passable as real though and that's a sad commentary on some of the more extreme wingnuts who clame the title of "Christian"

Copy/paste before geocities knuckles under... (2, Informative)

Leven Valera (127099) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391553)

Yup, it's some k-wality karma whoring here!

Welcome to the Jesux home page
The distribution that will not lead you into temptation
What is Jesux?
Jesux (pronounced Hay-sooks) is a new Linux distribution for Christian hackers, schools, families, and churches. There is already a core distribution being prepared, based on RedHat's distribution.

Jesux will aim to be an environment that is pleasant for Christians to work in, with all the amenities a Christian might expect, and when possible, free from worldly influences.

What is different about Jesux?
Below is a short list. As we get more information, we will put it here. Send more suggestions to jesux@pobox.com. Send your suggestions for content in the bookmark, fortune, and .newsrc files, too, and we will start posting some of this stuff.

default fortune file contains quotes from the scriptures, Augustine, C.S. Lewis, Chuck Swindoll, etc.
Christian Enlightenment themes featuring Jesus, the cross, and other Christian icons
Login screen has full text to Lord's Prayer and Pledge of Allegiance, with Christian and American symbols
Provide alternate screens for non-Americans, perhaps
Pregenerated Netscape bookmarks and .newsrc files pointing to prescreened Christian web sites and newsgroups
cal(1) includes Christian holidays
Special hack of emacs "M-x doctor" mode, "M-x pastor"
Optional technical support and basic counseling services provided by Christian hackers
The current plan is to double up the tech support line as a crisis line, where people in need can be redirected to people who can really help them
Online Bible in King James Version
no other versions will be provided by default; we feel the KJV is the only English version that can be fully trusted
Addition of /usr/dict/kjv.words (exhaustive)
Removal of some of the RedHat games
we don't play them much, but several of you have noted that some of them are clearly inappropriate
Squid proxy server (plus squidGuard) bundled and configured for blocking illicit web sites (including a regularly updated list of illicit sites and URL patterns to install on your own; we will be looking for mature and diligent volunteers to help maintain it)
Optionally disable logins on Sunday, the day of rest
bash(1) is default
the "Bourne-Again" shell is already the default; but we like the shell, and we love the name :)
chmod(1) accepts hexadecimal modes, such as 0x01B6
qmail replaces sendmail as the standard MTA (sendmail was written by a prominent homosexual)
we are considering postfix too, due to popular request
Hierarchical user structure, so parents and teachers can easily access children's files without needing to become root
No encryption provided; Christians have nothing to hide
We have had concerns about the "no encryption" item ... but no worries, crypt(3) will still be there. Sorry for the confusion, we do not generally consider it as encryption, though, of course, technically it is. But since it is generally unsuitable for anything other than password authentication, we don't see any problem with it.
No cracking utilities provided; SAINT can be acquired from us later, after the user has proven his worth
All new code will be provided under the Christian Software Public License, an Open Source-compatible license. Go ahead and check it out. The final CSPL is very similar to the BSD license, where the required advertising is the text of John 3:16 from the King James Version of the Bible. (Note: the requested requirement that only Christians could redistribute the code was considered and rejected, in accordance with the "No Discrimination Against Persons or Groups" section of the Open Source Definition. We actually agree with this section of the OSD ... the more people that use our software, the more that see the Gospel; the more that distribute it, the more that advertise His word in His name!)

Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.

abort(3)
kill(1)
references to "daemon"
NOTE: we do not believe words are inherently bad. We simply do not like these words because of their connotations in different contexts. You do not have to agree, but you will not change our minds. However, because this is not a point of religious contention but of linguistics and meanings and associations, and because the solution seems like the easiest one to implement, the current plan is to provide symlinks, headers, macros, etc. so that the existing names will still exist, but those who want to use alternate symbols (words) can do so.

Re:Copy/paste before geocities knuckles under... (2, Informative)

ShdwStkr (454413) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391630)

or you can see it at The Internet Archive [thearchive.org] . The direct link to the latest version (Apr 2001) is here [archive.org]

Netcraft Confirms : "Apple: Apple Deals with Devil (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391554)

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists community when last month IDC confirmed that Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [sysadminmag.com] [sysadminmag.com] in th recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] [amdest.com] to predict Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists because Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is dying. Things are looking very bad for Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists. As many of us are already aware, Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists. How many users of Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists are there? Let's see. The number of Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists at about 80 percent of the Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists users. This is consistent with the number of Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists went out of business and was taken over by Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists who sell another troubled OS. Now Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists has steadily declined in market share. Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is dead.

Apple: Apple Deals with Devil, Communists is dying

Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Apple: Apple Deals with De (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391567)

Ha! Your script is b0rked!

Lamer.

chmod 666 - the devil's command (5, Funny)

LordSah (185088) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391559)

The bit at the bottom about the satanic command 'chmod 666' is particularly amusing.

It makes you wonder if this guy did any reading about anything tech related at all, or if he just got all his info from his wacko friends.

You assholes have been trolled again. (-1)

TRoLLaXoR (181585) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391560)

This has been around for a while, and it's pretty common knowledge that this is a giant flaming troll. Looks like you bit, idiot.

You guys really are dipshits, aren't you?

Will Mac OS finally evolve???? (0, Troll)

neilb78 (557698) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391562)

I doubt it....

Re:Will Mac OS finally evolve???? (-1)

Anonymous Cowrad (571322) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391595)

Here's a joke just for you:

There once was this anti-Apple/mod-me-funny shitstain who posted on slashdot. He may have karma, but his mom is still a filthy slut.

Re:Will Mac OS finally evolve???? (1)

neilb78 (557698) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391624)

He is obviously you. I hope you learned something today little Johnny.

Re:Will Mac OS finally evolve???? (-1)

Anonymous Cowrad (571322) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391646)

Your mom is a filthy slut.

You're not supposed to respond to trolls, you know.

slut.

Morons! Assclowns! Filthy buggers!! (-1)

Anal Cocks (557998) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391563)

I've noticed I'm getting adboxes (well, little [X]s) all over the place now. Everytime I do, I hit refresh because the text is just as annoying to read wrapped around a big white space as it is around some blinking pile of marketing sludge. So not only am I not seeing your ads, I'm wasting your precious, starving-artist bandwidth by hitting the page twice. Stop it, mmkay? You all suck.

From the article... (5, Funny)

ocie (6659) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391564)

Dr. Richard Paley is a teacher of Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University

Makes me wonder if they have Theomathematics, Theochemistry, Theophysics and Theoengineering as well.

Re:From the article... (3, Funny)

Coryoth (254751) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391616)

Makes me wonder if they have Theomathematics, Theochemistry, Theophysics and Theoengineering as well.

I remeber seeing a "Theological Engineering" paper once. It had such wonderful questions as: If 30ml of red wine is placed in the mouth of a devout catholic, and transubstantiation takes 3s, how many joules of energy are produced?

Jedidiah

Re:Theomathematics (3, Interesting)

dissonant7 (572834) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391621)

Actually, "theomathematics" have been around in numerous religions for millenia, though it's usually called arithmosophy.

Re:From the article... (3, Funny)

PD (9577) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391652)

In Theomathematics, pi is defined to be 3.0.

Re:From the article... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391669)

Damn.

Where did I hear about this nutcase, I'm quite sure this "Theobilogian" has popped up elsewhere. OH RIGHT. He was the one that went around talking about genetical engineering or something, Theobiology -- but why is he concerned about an OS?! This is not TheoCS (btw. do a /. search for paley)

That's Right! (0, Flamebait)

TheGonzoKid (544822) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391566)

I never trusted that Steve Jobs. Go Bill Gates!

Re:That's Right! (2)

Navius Eurisko (322438) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391607)

I have heard that Bill Gates is an atheist. If that's true, imagaine all the anti-Christian conspiracy theories this guy can pin on M$!

Wow! (2)

aengblom (123492) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391568)

I always thought it was named after Darwin. You know the Dolphin on Seaquest.

Who knew!

Ars Thread (1)

hatter3bdev (533135) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391572)

There is a thread [infopop.net] on this very topic at the Ars technica Forums [infopop.net] .

Woman arrested for filling strip club with fish (-1)

Mao Zedong (467890) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391573)

online.ie 21 Apr 2002

A Canadian woman filled a strip club with tuna after being fired from it.

She reportedly swore revenge after being sacked from Fanny's Cabaret in Ottawa.

The unnamed woman left bags full of the fish on tables, chairs, next to walls and in coat and champagne rooms.

The 34-year-old then emptied two small canisters of pepper spray near the bar causing former colleagues and customers to evacuate.

She was arrested at the scene and charged with assault, theft, administering a noxious substance and possession of a prohibited weapon.

The Ottawa Sun says many people complained of burning eyes and upset stomachs, but no one had to be taken to hospital.

The club reopened after a team of steam cleaners spent five hours clearing the air.

For the /.-ed (5, Informative)

Lothar+0 (444996) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391574)

Here's a Google cache [216.239.37.100] of the article.

Sorry for the mistake, here's the real cache (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391725)

Whoops, sorry for that typo in the Google Cache. Here's the real cache I meant to post. [google.com] And your welcome SLashdot Readers!

Another helpful comment by Lothar+0 [mailto]

maybe a hoax, but ... (2, Interesting)

rnb (471088) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391576)


Looks like a hoax, but still, not incredibly far off from stuff like Jack Chick and other people who want to do away with Halloween because it's the Devil's night or blah blah blah.

Just serves to remind you that Christian fundamentalists are just as scary as any other kind.

Re:maybe a hoax, but ... (2, Interesting)

afidel (530433) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391732)

My favorite thing about fundies is how ignorant of their own religion they are. Check out the second commandment and then think about how much of a roar madona's like a prayer video made because the jesus was black. (While jesus was not African he was middle eastern and worked as a carpenter so consequently would have been quite dark, not a pale norwegian like the jesus most people's cross contains.)

YEY... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391578)

First post !!!

hip hip hurray !!!

:)

Surely this is a joke? (2, Informative)

Slurpee (4012) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391579)

This is bigger flamebait than most Slashdot Readers make!

another joke! (-1)

Anonymous Cowrad (571322) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391580)

Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a tire?

A: Your mom is a filthy slut!

amusing. (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391613)

this actually made me laugh outloud.

could be the beer though.

This is hilarious (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391581)

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness3.


ADDENDUM III (4/20/2002): Another reader (it has been busy today!) has informed me of another link between Apple and the forces of darkness that my initial research missed. Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

Apparently this is what happens... (5, Funny)

Navius Eurisko (322438) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391586)

when trolls find Jesus. :)

apple is the great satan (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391587)

bill gates is the great prophet

worship microsoft

wtf? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391588)

You actually posted something from a christian website saying that open source is the devil and what not.. jesus h christ...

The Devils work has been done! (5, Funny)

MrP- (45616) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391590)

The Devil called on all of us to take down this site before the truth is revealed... Satan has successfully slashdotted the site!

Re:The Devils work has been done! (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391653)

Apple Macintosh:

Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism
However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness3.
This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.

ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?
ADDENDUM II (4/20/2002): A reader has also brought to my attention that the aforementioned Atheist and anti-Christian Evolutionist Richard Dawkins -- who likes to compare religion to a virus -- has used Apple's Macintosh computers since they were introduced. In fact, his infamous anti-Creation polemic The Blind Watchmaker relied heavily on an argument based on software that he wrote using a Mac. He purported to have proved Evolutionism by making his Macintosh draw little squiggles -- or "biomorphs" as he called them -- that changed over "generations". (This of course begs the question: if it took a created machine running created software to make these squiggles, how then does that refute Creation?)

Illustration of Macintosh generated "biomorphs" from The Blind Watchmaker. Here Dawkins shows us how to turn a cross into a swastika using Evolutionism.
While I initially suspected that the Apple connection here was mere coincidence, I dug deeper into the issue -- luckily, we at Fellowship Baptist have an extensive research library that also includes a representative collection of anti-Christian hate literature which we use for just this sort of investigation -- and was shocked at what I found. In the 1996 edition of his book, Dawkins includes two appendices detailing his little program. The first (included in the original 1986 edition) is entitled "Blind Watchmaker: An Application for the Apple Macintosh Computer". The first illustration on the same page as the title shows a Mac window (similar to the Explorer windows seen in Microsoft's OS) and the rest of the appendix includes many screen shots from a Mac, a number of them even featuring the bitten apple logo. It gets even more perverse in the second appendix (added material from 1991) entitled "Computer Programs and 'the Evolution of Evolvability'" (infinite recursion like this is a sure sign of a flaw in a theory). Here he shows how he "evolved" the "inspired artefact with which all this work was done"... the word "Macintosh"!

Illustration from the 1996 edition of The Blind Watchmaker.
At the end of the appendix he even encourages the reader to switch from IBM compatible computers to Macintoshes, saying that "you can exult in something of the feeling of liberation that may have attended evolution's great watershed events." What a ringing endorsement for Apple computers that is!
As you can see, The problem is much worse than we had originally thought as Apple has been aiding and abetting ardent Evolutionists like Dawkins since at least the mid 1980's.

ADDENDUM III (4/20/2002): Another reader (it has been busy today!) has informed me of another link between Apple and the forces of darkness that my initial research missed. Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.
ADDENDUM IV (4/21/2002): Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article, which explains the large number of emails we have received on this topic. More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?

To be fair, they're right sortof (4, Interesting)

Crag (18776) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391591)

Open Source and Free Software are heavily based in the ideals of anarchism and communism, and many of us are athiest or agnostic.

I don't have a problem with this, but _they_ do. This isn't really that funny. It's a clash between the age of pisces and the age of aquarius, much like a similiar clash 2000 years ago, and one 2000 years before that...

Don't take them too seriously, but don't discard them as complete nuts, either. These people are holding views which were sacred to a much wider community in the past. 2000 years from now (if anyone's still around), this will happen again, and _our_ views will be the silly ones.

Re:To be fair, they're right sortof (-1)

Anonymous Cowrad (571322) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391625)

This is the dawning of the age of your mom's filthy sluttiness.

A related site (4, Interesting)

interiot (50685) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391592)

Also at the same site...

Objective Landover Baptist Shutdown [truepath.com] aims to get religious parody (?) site Landover Baptist [landoverbaptist.org] shut down, removed from the internet, basically because they disagree with their message... very little to no legal ground to stand on. They're just trying to use tactics like contacting the hosting ISP and talking to WIPO to reach their goals. They apparently don't even pretend to grasp the first amendment.

Netcraft Says... (5, Funny)

bjtuna (70129) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391593)

The site members.truepath.com is running Apache/1.3.22 (Unix) mod_perl/1.26 PHP/4.0.6 on Linux.

That is all.

You forgot....... (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391671)

The site www.goatse.cx [goatse.cx] is running [goatse.cx] Apache/1.3.23 [goatse.cx] (Unix) on Linux [goatse.cx] .

I see www.goatse.cx [goatse.cx] cares more about their server [goatse.cx] and visitors [goatse.cx] and has a newer and better [goatse.cx] Apache [goatse.cx] version.

Re:Netcraft Says... (5, Funny)

Spy Hunter (317220) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391685)

Heh, nobody better tell them that their sites are being served by a daemon...

Funny (4, Insightful)

Calle Ballz (238584) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391596)

Visit the Landover Baptist Church [landoverbaptist.org] webpage for more fun, logical christian humor.

haha (2)

WildBeast (189336) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391597)

while he's at it why don't he just label Apple as terrorists? Is this thing for real or is it April fools day again?

Is this really worth a mention on Slashdot? (0, Flamebait)

Slurpee (4012) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391598)

Are we now going to be posting stories every time a Nazi claims the holocast didn't happen?

Leave this crud alone.

Post real stories Slashdot...please!

Re:Is this really worth a mention on Slashdot? (4, Insightful)

GigsVT (208848) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391673)

It's Funny, Laugh

That foot icon is not just for putting in your mouth you know. :)

Re:Is this really worth a mention on Slashdot? (2)

NanoGator (522640) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391707)

"Post real stories Slashdot...please!"

After a stressful day, I can use a good laugh. This article didn't provide it, but I'm glad they tried. I don't think Slashdot would work if it was too focused.

I remember back in 2000, the Register ran a semi-similar joke about Apple. Here it is:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/613 1. html

Unfortunately, I think they took the image down. Try to imagine a Nasa-style picture of the sun with a solar flare erupting from the top, shaped a little like an apple stem. It resembled the Apple Logo, heh.

I showed this to a coworker (mac fanatic, no less) that read it and said something along the lines of "This doesn't surprise me." I honestly couldn't tell if I was putting her on, or if she was putting me on heh.

What is he smoking (2, Interesting)

H1r0Pr0tag0n1st (449433) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391599)

You know if one is going to spout off this kind of tripe they should at least get the facts straigt. And how in the hell would good christans know about all this devil stuff anyway?

This reminds me of the article for concerend parents that said linux is a hacking porgram.

Fucking HELL!!! (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391601)

This fucking bastard has pissed me off for the last time!!! Everyone DoS this motherfucker:

64.28.67.150

Thank you. A shiny new penny for the first to knock his flimsy little PII offline!!

Re:Fucking HELL!!! (3, Insightful)

iCharles (242580) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391650)

No No No No No!

The pastor dude is an idiot--'Nuff said. Anyone who can't see past a word or a name, and sees "communism" and "godlessness" behind every corner probably doesn't know his a** from his elbow. It saddens me to think of how many people are so closed- and literally-minded.

That said, I feel strongly that reprisals of the sort that are described here should not be tolerated. I worry that if a DoS is tolerated in this instance, replicating it will be regarded as socially acceptable. So, someone else will write a DoS attack, or a worm, or whatever.

And, whoever writes it will feel he will be held up by his peers here on \. because, after all, they speak about how bad the target of the day (today the document in question, in another Microsoft, in another--who knows?!?).

Win people with your minds and your ideas, not random acts of terrorism. IF they listen, then you truelly have one. If they don't, then you move on.

Re:Fucking HELL!!! (0)

maxmg (555112) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391718)

Couldn't agree more.
A sample from a song by Dog Eat Dog springs to mind:
"Did you ever notice that dog spelled backwards, it's GOD?" - "Yeah, so?" - "Makes you think!"
Morons.

I wonder when they will start arguing that there has been no evolution in linguistic patterns either...

Sig with slightly religious overtones: "Black holes are where God divided by zero."

Re:Fucking HELL!!! (0, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391709)

$ host 64.28.67.150
Name: slashdot.org
Address: 64.28.67.150

Nice try.

That will show them... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391604)

All ready /.ed

Apple as in knowledge (1)

foniksonik (573572) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391606)

My favorite part... "Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness." So it's a reference to the tree of knowledge, knowing the difference between good and evil.. thereby having a choice.. what's so wrong withe that?

Wide? (-1)

Mao Zedong (467890) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391609)


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Re:Wide? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391693)

Doesn't work.

BSD hehe (-1, Redundant)

GigsVT (208848) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391610)

Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice.

This guy is great. :)

Slashdotted Already (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391611)

Oh boy was that ever quick. I found the cache for anyone wanting it. Please mod up so the site can be reached. Thanks! Here's the cache from Google [google.com]

Re:Slashdotted Already (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391620)

MOD PARENT UP!

Thanks for the cache! It's not surprising that a site named truepath.com would have difficulty standing up to a slashdotting. Christians are notoriously cheap much like Jews.

Maybe they should have made a deal with devil.... (2, Funny)

mohaine (62567) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391612)

and got a better server.

We All Have Our Own Daemons (1)

Michael JasonSmith (37521) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391614)

I liked ADDENDUM III:
This OS -- and its Darwin offspring --
extensively use what are called "daemons"
[snip] hardly something a good Christian would
want!
After a quick check with Netcraft the site is running Apache on Linux, our favourite http-daemon combination :)

It has some truth to it.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391617)

Both the article as well as the slashdot poster hit the nail on the head.

Do It ! Please !

You would be amazed how good political muscle can work if applied this way.

Just take someone and (politically) string him up! And don't take Hollings - as much tempting he is as a target he's far east of seventy and probably doesn't need (or even maybe doesnt seek) another term in the Senate. Take one of his allies instead. Get one who's prominent enough to be associated with Hollings' legislation, one who is young enough to loose something when booted out of Congress (The Never Come Back), but too old already to just shrug it off and do something else. Preferably have him (or her) squeal all over the place.

In short, inflict maximum pain. Make the guy (or the lady) an example.

It's an old principle of Germanic Law: Justice has to be seen.

chmod 666... (1)

Exantrius (43176) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391623)

to open up certain locked files, one has to run a program much like the dos prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code "chmod 666"

Who let out the secret code? We'll have to change it now. I suggest "satanisgood 666". Damn christians will never figure that one out!

Well, at least noone told them about fscking the hard drive...
/ex

Darwin (0)

TuXXX (178370) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391626)

What does this have to do with religion?

spoof (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391632)

Guys, this is a spoof. There is no "Fellowship University" do a google search on it for cryin' out loud!

I'm a evangelical pastor. I think Jesus is the only way, I'm also a geek who thinks that the darwin kernel is a wonderful thing. Even spoofs like this make me nervous, because people actually think that evangelicals are taught to think like this (well, they are if they listen to christian radio, I tell my congregation to watch the simpsons instead...).

It has one valid point though....chmod 666 can be an evil command, depending on the file your sicking it on! :-)

text from the page (1)

chocochip (456883) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391636)

Here you go - from http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.h tml

Apple Macintosh:
Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism
However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism. But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness3. This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ! Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.

ADDENDUM: It has been brought to my attention that the Darwin OS mentioned above now has a cartoon mascot (no doubt to influence children) named Hexley (pictured above) -- a platypus dressed as a devil who performs occult magic, i.e. hexes. They're not doing a very good job keeping their ties to the forces of darkness a secret, are they?

ADDENDUM II (4/20/2002): A reader has also brought to my attention that the aforementioned Atheist and anti-Christian Evolutionist Richard Dawkins -- who likes to compare religion to a virus -- has used Apple's Macintosh computers since they were introduced. In fact, his infamous anti-Creation polemic The Blind Watchmaker relied heavily on an argument based on software that he wrote using a Mac. He purported to have proved Evolutionism by making his Macintosh draw little squiggles -- or "biomorphs" as he called them -- that changed over "generations". (This of course begs the question: if it took a created machine running created software to make these squiggles, how then does that refute Creation?)
Illustration of Macintosh generated "biomorphs" from The Blind Watchmaker. Here Dawkins shows us how to turn a cross into a swastika using Evolutionism. While I initially suspected that the Apple connection here was mere coincidence, I dug deeper into the issue -- luckily, we at Fellowship Baptist have an extensive research library that also includes a representative collection of anti-Christian hate literature which we use for just this sort of investigation -- and was shocked at what I found. In the 1996 edition of his book, Dawkins includes two appendices detailing his little program. The first (included in the original 1986 edition) is entitled "Blind Watchmaker: An Application for the Apple Macintosh Computer". The first illustration on the same page as the title shows a Mac window (similar to the Explorer windows seen in Microsoft's OS) and the rest of the appendix includes many screen shots from a Mac, a number of them even featuring the bitten apple logo. It gets even more perverse in the second appendix (added material from 1991) entitled "Computer Programs and 'the Evolution of Evolvability'" (infinite recursion like this is a sure sign of a flaw in a theory). Here he shows how he "evolved" the "inspired artefact with which all this work was done"... the word "Macintosh"! Illustration from the 1996 edition of The Blind Watchmaker. At the end of the appendix he even encourages the reader to switch from IBM compatible computers to Macintoshes, saying that "you can exult in something of the feeling of liberation that may have attended evolution's great watershed events." What a ringing endorsement for Apple computers that is! As you can see, The problem is much worse than we had originally thought as Apple has been aiding and abetting ardent Evolutionists like Dawkins since at least the mid 1980's.

ADDENDUM III (4/20/2002): Another reader (it has been busy today!) has informed me of another link between Apple and the forces of darkness that my initial research missed. Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

ADDENDUM IV (4/21/2002): Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article, which explains the large number of emails we have received on this topic. More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?

Footnotes:
The first personal computer sold by Apple was priced by Steve Jobs and his hippy friend Steve Wozniak at $666. Need we say more? [ADDENDUM (4/21/2002): Some readers have been asking for evidence of this. Here is from the October 1976 issue of Interface Age magazine.] In recent years they have tried to distant themselves from their more militantly anti-Christian past, however it is clear that this is a public relations move, not a change of heart.

Sign of the Beast! (2, Funny)

dcavens (178673) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391638)

Really- people should read the article. It's rolling on the floor funny. It must be a hoax though. No one could be this funny without it being on purpose.

My favorite quote: (right near the bottom)

ADDENDUM IV (4/21/2002): Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article, which explains the large number of emails we have received on this topic. More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?

Hate (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391640)

If things had been different fifteen years ago, and apple had become the defacto pc standard, the people on this fourum would like the article. Yes, it is obsurd, but if the subject of the article was microsoft, it would be a good read. Now the real point; all corperations suck.

Apple/Devil (5, Informative)

NickRob (575331) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391642)

Actually, Apple did have a well-publicized dealing with the Church of Satan. They had a "Made with Macintosh" logo on their homepage, and they had a b/w pic of their founder with "Think DIfferent" next to him. The kicker? They were (obviously) against those things. They demanded the removal of such things. The CoSatan, being the dissenters they are, naturally didn't remove them.

Church of Satan (4, Informative)

dissonant7 (572834) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391648)

Actually, the Church of Satan, so far as I know, actually *does* (or at least used to) run on Apples. They even used to proudly advertise the fact on their web site with a parody of Apple's "Think Different" campaign featuring Anton LaVey (the Church's founder).

I feel like I've arrived... (2, Interesting)

FortranDragon (98478) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391651)

when the story I submitted was rejected -- 2002-04-22 14:56:33 Unix is truly the dark side (articles,humor) (rejected) -- and posted all in the same day.

I'm off to chmod 666 some files and increase the minions of the dark side. ;-)

'Clearly' is a keyword to look for in propganda... (5, Insightful)

Bonker (243350) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391656)

This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

Lordy, Lordy, this is so thick that you need a shovel to get rid of that high holy smell.

When looking at *any* kind of text that may or may not be slanted towards or away from any given viewpoint, please keep a look out for the world 'Clearly'. It usually indicates that the author is expecting the reader to make a logic jump that might otherwise not be warranted.

Examples:

Some people who live in capitalist societies are homeless and hungry, therefore we can CLEARLY determine that capitalism is responsible for homelessness and hunger.

Some people who live in socialist societies are oppressed and have no rights. Therefore we can CLEARLY determine that socialism is equivalent to a dearth of human rights.


Religous types are especially bad about this. I am a Christian... a very liberal Christian... but for a long time I lost my faith because of a poorly produced anti-evolution video I was forced to watch in high school (in Texas). Typical contents of the video can be summarized as follows.

Because of [poorly documented and inadequately evidence] we can CLEARLY see that this discovery is a sham designed to discredit the world of our Lord...

'Clearly' gives away propoganda 9 out of 10 times.

hrm (5, Funny)

interiot (50685) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391657)

view source, see:
  • <META name="generator" content="Our Lord Jesus Christ, Who hath generated all">

Lickable? (5, Funny)

sweatyboatman (457800) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391670)

They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

I've been licking the buttons on my Dell laptop, and that's okay, but have you tasted the new IMac? Apple has again leaped way ahead in terms of user interface.

Lickable Buttons. Hmmm... I wonder if he's thinking about those candies you used to get at street-fairs and the like which were just little dots on a roll of paper. Or perhaps those weren't really candies and this is all one long, crazy trip...

Sweat

"Saint William will save us" (1)

Tuqui (96668) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391674)

That was the only phrase that need be added to that.

Slashdot Atheists (1)

Dr. Carl Jung (559378) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391675)

Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article.


Looks like the pagan masses of slashdot have taken down yet another site. And I think he spelled "anti-Microsoft" wrong.

Oh, by the way, cache is here [216.239.33.100] .

Betty Bowers, too (1)

rco3 (198978) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391680)

Don't forget, when it comes to poking fun at Organized Christianity©, there's nothing better than Betty [bettybowers.com] !

I was waiting for this to show up on /. (3, Informative)

Space Coyote (413320) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391687)

... Since it's been on every other website I regularly surf, and seems to fit the classic definition of a meme.

There are discussions about this site on MetaFilter, a MacSlash article [macslash.com] , a very funny Fark thread [fark.com] , as well as mentions on Ars and Memepool.

Seems the tech subset of the Internet has been well and truly trolled, if indeed this is a hoax, which I am inclined to believe, given that all of the banner ads on the site seem to lead to the same domain.

Don't count on it being a hoax (1)

browser_war_pow (100778) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391698)

Truepath for those that haven't checked it out, is indeed a christian-themed hosting service. Now obviously someone may have used that to their advantage to do a hoax, but remember.... there are plenty of fundamentalists that say that magic the gathering, martial arts and star wars are satanic too. I remember seeing something on CBN saying that the Phantom Menace was anti-christian because anakin skywalker was called the "chosen one" and only Jesus can be the chosen one. And of course, the day you can show me a fundamentalist that knows any appreciable amount of information about any scientific discipline is the day that sufficient evidence to prove macroevolution beyond any shadow of a doubt will happen.

Re:Don't count on it being a hoax (1)

Black Jack Hyde (2374) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391724)

I remember seeing something on CBN saying that the Phantom Menace was anti-christian because anakin skywalker was called the "chosen one"

I doubt Lucas is anti-Christian. Pure concentrated evil for foisting TPM on us, now that's another thing...

Jack

Re:Don't count on it being a hoax (2, Flamebait)

browser_war_pow (100778) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391741)

I agree, but that doesn't mean that some bible thumping christian reconstructionist bitch doesn't disagree with us

It's a hoax (5, Informative)

squiggleslash (241428) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391703)

Go to the "updates" link at the top. Scroll down until you see a picture of a purple teddybear. Read the accompanying "story". Now scroll up until you see a multicoloured... "rainbow"?... teddybear. Read story.

Laugh. There are probably more examples, I didn't have time to check.

It's a hoax, a very clever one, but a hoax nonetheless.

As a Brit in America, I suspect my non-American friends are reading this entire thread bemused. "Well, of course it's an effing hoax!" they're exclaiming. "It's too over the top! You Americans are {...}"

Response: Nope. There really are people like that around here, especially in the South and the mid-West. Even many "moderate" Christians see concepts like evolution as major threats to their beliefs and are actively trying to remove it from public education (sometimes successfully.) And moderate Christians do sometimes seem to form the minority of Christians in this God-forsaken country...

Take a look at the URL (1, Informative)

rlwhite (219604) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391704)

http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.h tml

Says it all, doesn't it?

The wrath of /. (1)

smcavoy (114157) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391712)

I think their feeling it now.... time outs, high ping times. These must be the working of the devil and his evil minions. Muahahahahahha Muahahahaha

Is science being taught in our schools? (2, Redundant)

cybercuzco (100904) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391713)

The following is translated -almost- verbatim from an Onion book i have at home.
Is science being taught in our schools?
Asks the great news-paper "The Onion", instument of the rich, pacifier of the poor, americas finest news source, on its July 20, 1925 front page. "Scopes monkey trial raises troubling question:
IS SCIENCE BEING TAUGHT IN OUR SCHOOLS?
Should children be exposed to facts? are reason and empirical evidence suitable school subjects?"
Clearly the answer to thes questions is no, as a man who holds that the welfare of the country takes precedence over any other human concern, I must stand firmly against the teaching of Science in our schools. This Science has already caused turmoil among the god-fearing readers of Slashdot, americas second finest, and most accurate, news source These peoples had no wish to know that they, as human creatures, may have descended from apes. What if Science were to champion other truths, provable and real, which people do not want to hear? For example, god forbid, what if Linux were proven by Science, to be superior to any version of Windows? The peoples reaction would cause division and conflict in our nation, nay, in our world, that would doubtless outweigh any benefits of the actual Scientific discovery. Should we teach our children facts? No, I say, a thousand time no! As they grow into tomorrows farmers, housewives, mill workers, and microsoft executives, facts are the last things they will need. Manners, subservience, above all, obedience! To speak only when spoken to, to standardize on one platform, and to not cause trouble! These are the principles upon which our educational system was founded. Why in the name of god should we replace it with a system that actually encourages the ignorant man to ask questions? A good citizen does nothing of the sort. He is content with the reasons he is given by his betters.
Humanitys noblest heroes were not men who cared about facts. They were men who stood up for what they believed in, to hell with facts! To hell with any truth not their own! Our most cherished heroes would fight to the death, bludgeoning their enemies repeatedly, wholly uninterested in whether they were right or wrong. Once something is accepted as true, it should be true forever. This noble ideal, with its emphasis on unquestioning acceptance and obedience to authority, is what we should teach our children. It is the rock upon which we have built our government, our religion, and our American way of life, and it is the very ideal that science seeks to thwart with its new "discoveries" and impersonal ledgers of "facts".
Learning! Why should we provide our citizens with learning? Does learning mathematics aid a man who will spend the rest of his life smelting iron in a foundry? Does knowing that man comes from apes, if he indeed does, which seems to be the subject of some debate, change the lot of the farmwife who spends her years shuttling barefoot between the birthing-bed and the milking-stool, as is proper? I say it does not. Furthermore, it fills the brains of children with useless facts which does not help them become better American Citizens. Does a fact have any inherent moral value? Does Science? We know that science allowed the Germans to develop the mustard gas,the motor-gun, and techno music. Has religion ever been used in such a fashion? With the exception of the holy hand grenade of antioch, no.
Is it possible that we, with our motorcars, and aero-planes, powered by our internal-combustion engines, have already started us down a slippery slope of our destruction. We were not content to stay with time honored steam, to travel in our dignified trains and coach-and-fours, but we can take action now, before ape worshipping scientists turn us one against the other. We must cease our march of progress now, and there is no better way to achieve this than to keep the hellborn demon Science, and his diabolical Facts, from coming into contact with our children.

Hey, them's fightin' words!!!! (3, Funny)

trailerparkcassanova (469342) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391716)

Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix".

Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!

This Is All True (2, Funny)

e2d2 (115622) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391721)

This is "All True"*. It all started with the insidious darwinist plot using the fluoridation of the drinkng water supply, thereby contaminating our precious bodily fluids. This is just one of many plots master minded by the...I've already said too much....

* All True actually meant to serve as placeholder for complete and utter bullshit

Jesux (1)

mini me (132455) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391722)

And I am still waiting for Jesux to be released.

There is no hope. Evil reins when it comes to operating systems.
There's Atheos, the FreeBSD devil, Darwin, as mentioned in the article, and Microsoft Windows.

I thought trolling was reserved for comments... (2)

NoMoreNicksLeft (516230) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391723)

Not articles. Besides, did you see the footnotes?

First nitpick: Actually, holyrollers that pretend to be true bible scholars annoy me. It wasn't a fig either, but rather a pomengranate.

Second nitpick: The Woz chose that price as a joke. It was $666.66, not "666". Is the number of the beast 2/3's rounded off to the nearest cent? I suppose all electronic calculators are also satanic, since dividing 2 by 3 gives you the same thing. I guess that holyrolling is so boring though, even they have to dabble in numerology.

And finally, I have to wonder if M$ isn't somehow involved with this. Maybe small cash donations to this guys church? There's something there, I'm sure.

The boycott must be working... (1)

magicsquid (85985) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391729)

Clearly the boycott is working, because this drivel made the front page of /.

linux == communism (1)

rask22 (144831) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391742)

when you compile with linux, you compile with communism!

Hey now! (2, Informative)

KarmaSafe (560887) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391745)

We atheists don't capitalize "atheist". Unless it's at the beginning of a sentence, of course. We're a disorganized group that has very little in common other than being human and being without belief in any deities. It's like capitalizing "jugglers" or "ice skaters".

And you thought... (1)

Das_Trench (243617) | more than 12 years ago | (#3391746)

...us Mac addicts were nutty!

More info on Apple. Devil, and Communists by phone (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#3391749)

Call 1-800-544-3746 or 1-818-882-2878.
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